the deer viewer

i had to do something with my car...
i had to do something with my car because i wasn't paying for it but didn't want to give it back either (some head scratchin' methinks)
i had to do something with my car to hide it and decided to try and hide it in a shed by the house i was hoping to rent.
i had to open the shed door in order to hide my car from my creditors...
i opened the shed door and discovered in graphic terms that my landlord is a hunter...not a gatherer.
i opened the shed door to hide my car from my creditors and viewed several slain deer hanging from the rafters.
my car would have fit into the shed in spite of the fact that several slain deer were hanging from the rafters...(hang me in the wind to dry)
the entrails from said deer were piled beneath them in such a way as to block any possible entrance into the shed.
the entrails formerly belonging to the hanging deer were piled and spilt in the dead of winter and were therefore a formidable frozen hill/mound.
i decided to drive my car to the bank....drop it off...and NOT move into the house.
i think i'm better off.
Merry Thanksgiving!