so...i was @ graduation (woof...woof) and enjoying all of the rights and priveledges that accompany said gradgeeation (we're at a suthun school, ya'll recall) when i was overcome with so many emotions....age, passages, and the absence of my family.

let me tell ya'll a little story....bout a man named holden.....yeah, but anyhoo....my son's mother and i haven't been t'gether for quite some time so we were looking forward with some ennui and other featherless foul, getting together and celebrating my son's brilliant career as a academician..(betwixt you and me, he kicked the shit out of the bachelors pulling back just in time to have the (may i have the envelope please) honor of summa cum laude ( "say, that's dirty talkin' mister") without the pretension of nary an a minus.......(the scene ends as the hero slowly lowers the vanquished and utterly defeated foe to the ground via his sash....unconcerned as to the state of his animation (whether or not he was dead you dumbshit!)). enow of that my young friend. and in true serial form...i'll have to have a crafty ending for our young friend as we carry him through to the next episode.......